Korean Market

Elise and I were at the Korean market and while I am unloading groceries, she opens the door and nicks the nearby car.  I don't notice until an elderly Korean couple come and freak out about their car.  I try to negotiate a solution in my broken Korean and then ask Elise to come out and apologize.  She says sorry, bursts into tears, and the couple are smitten by her and try to calm her down.  They both agree to forget about it and drive off. 

Elise is learning the lesson of privilege early in life.  Cute privilege. 

Cartwheel Update

So Elise is still determined to do a cartwheel.  She tried doing them in the front yard but of course they kept turning into the dreaded somersault.   She then ran into the house and said to me, "Mama, can you please give me some vegetables right now?  I want to eat some vegetables and then I want to take a nap because I need to grow so that I can do a cartwheel."

SHE HAS NEVER WILLINGLY EATEN VEGETABLES OR TAKEN A NAP.

So I open the fridge and she is asking me to prepare all sorts of foods she usually hates-- carrots, tomatoes, and even raw broccoli.  It is amazing for me to even see her try to eat these things (she just took one bite of each with a pained look on her face) and then she ran to her room for a forced nap.  I can't explain how crazy this all is.

It's been about 10 minutes and I can hear her tossing and turning...let's see if she falls asleep.  She actually really needs to sleep because we were at Disneyland for 13 hours yesterday and I picked her up early from school because I thought she needed to rest.  She normally naps at school but never at home.  PLEASE ELISE FALL ASLEEP.  :)

SunLife

So...I'm the sickest I've ever been in my life!  It feels like a combination of the flu plus the stomach flu and I've been ben-ridden and miserable!  I was finally able to get out of bed for the first time all week yesterday.  Bryant has a much milder version of what I have, mostly a sore throat and body aches.

Anyway, rewind a few months ago where a new health food/smoothie shop called SunLife Organics opens in Pasadena.  On opening day, everything was free, so Bry and I indulged in some totally overpriced smoothies we would have otherwise never purchased.  I got the Wolverine which has the following: Banana, raw almond butter, dates, coconut, maca, raw cacao, bee pollen, royal jelly, almond milk...and it is $9!!  Bryant got another similarly fancy drink that was $13.  The whole time we talked about how crazy people are to spend that much money on these drinks. 

OK, back to present time and I have been hardcore craving that Wolverine smoothie this entire sickness.  I was too embarrassed to ask Bryant to get one for me but finally today, since I was out running an errand, I bought one.  Here's our conversation when I got home:

Me: You're going to judge me.  I've been craving that drink from that SunLife place and so I caved and bought one.  (sheepish grin)
Bryant: What?  I've been craving it, too!  I thought about going to buy one.  Why didn't you ask me?
Me: What??  I didn't think to ask because I thought you were going to get upset that I spent $9 on a drink.
Bryant: I really want one now.  I wanted the one that I had before.
Me: The really expensive one???
Bryant: Yeah, it was so good. I need it for my sore throat.


Ok this whole conversation is so random but I found it hilarious and wanted to jot it down.  :)

Carthwheels

One of Elise's main goals in life right now is to do a cartwheel, but she can't yet figure out what is the difference between a somersault and a carthweel.  It is hilarious to watch her imagine what a carthweel is in her, try it, end up doing a somersault, and then express disappointment that what she did not match up with her plan.  Sometimes she'll see older girls doing carthwheels and she'll watch them intently, studying their every move.  It will inspire her and she will quickly try to do a cartwheel, only to end up doing a somersault again.  It's so hard not to crack up laughing when all she wants is my sympathy.

Sleepover

Elise asks if she can have sleepovers with her school friends all the time.  This morning is yet another example.

Elise: Can I have a sleepover at George's house?
Me: No.  Our rule is that we can only have sleepovers if we are close friends with their mommy and daddy.
Elise: But you can become friends with strangers!  George's mom's name is Claire! 

(Then I can hear Bryant cracking up in the bathroom)

Cool stuff

Elise: My head hurts
Me: Your head hurts?
Elise: You know what makes peoples head hurt?  When they think about too much cool stuff.  I was thinking about too much cool stuff and now I have a headache. 

Jesus' omnipresence

Elise has been asking A LOT of theological questions lately...nearly everyday.  Of course, Bryant is in heaven with all of this.  A sample:

(Driving in the car with Elise a few days ago)
Elise: How many Jesuses are there?  Is there only 1 Jesus or are there a lot of Jesuses?
Me: There's only 1 Jesus.
Elise: Is Jesus in the car with us right now?
Me: Yes, he is, but you can't see him.
Elise: Is he in those other cars?  And those houses?
Me: Yes
Elise:  NOOOO!  You said there is only 1 Jesus!  How can he be in our car AND the other cars and houses!

(Last night, all 3 of us were cuddling in bed together because it was cold)
Elise: Can you remind me again why there is only 1 Jesus but he is everywhere?
Bryant: (explains things and then we get into a long theological conversation again)
Elise: (cuts off Bryant) Wait, what if we talk the WHOLE night!