toothbrush troubles

due to lack of sleep, here are two toothbrush-related incidents we've had:

1) i used what i thought was an old toothbrush to scrub elise's cradle cap. i later saw bryant using it as his toothbrush!

2) i was brushing my teeth and noticed that the toothpaste consistency felt weird. i then realized that i was using extra strength diaper rash cream, not toothpaste!!!